Chaos and the like....

...Just as it says. A thread just to get people talking. A thread because I didn't got to bed until half 2 and was up again at 7...so...go on...say something!

Morning. My Best of Nitro DVD set arrived this morning, and I have FIFA 12 calling me. It's too hot to bother doing anything active, so my Saturday is sorted.

A very good plan, my man! I've started the day by watching movie trailers. You've seen the awesome looking Musketeers on my FB but I've also be showing a lot of love to the Muppets! I think it's going to be a shower and then the rugby...

Glastonbury Zoo (party) tonight! I'm going out with a girl from Bristol later but don't really think that's going anywhere. I'm meeting another bird at the party seems to have a bit more potential for sucky sucky

Tomorrow I have to go metal detecting with my cousin as he's over from Spain for a few days. Booooring lol

Such a gentleman, such class... Have fun

You say that but when the British Museum are buying what you find...

The Muppets are hosting RAW later this month. What's the bet John Morrison has to job to Gonzo?

C'mon...Gonzo is the money! Personally I think they should have Kermit take one of the world belts...mWo style!

Lol if I find anything worth keeping I'm not gonna report it to the museum! Hahaha no chance!

Ah...the black market...well done...

Luckily he hasn't got back to me so I might avoid metal detecting today!

Party last night was sick. Loads of people in fancy dress, even saw one guy walking around with a board with a facebook profile on it and a hole where the profile picture is with his head sticking out! Everyone was battered, it was a lot of fun. I managed to not lose my phone, car keys, wallet, tobacco or lighter or Nos dispenser, and bonus points I didn't lose any of my props (it was a costume party). I went as a sheriff so I had a red neckerchief, cowboy hat, 6 shooters & holsters and of course CHAPS! It was a successful night

Isn't that your usual Saturday night gear?

Only when he's working...

Hahaha. Some girl said to me in the queue last night, "What have you come as?" and I spent the next 5 minutes trying to convince her I'd come as the incredible Hulk despite being dressed as a sheriff. Lol, and I wonder why people don't like me I'll have to get another costume for next year, the sheriff's been done to death now.

Lol funny you should say that Myron. When I wore it to the street party a few weeks ago everyone that said about my costume I just said "what are you on about? I've just got back from work down on the ranch!"

....wasn't exactly the kind of work I suspect Myron had in mind.

If I sewn some sequins onto my cowboy hat I could have just said I was Shawn Michaels. The perfect excuse to go around superkicking everyone!

I have a bit of a tradition running, of donning a dark jumpsuit and hockey mask and prowling around the neighborhood next to the nearby elementary school as Jason Voorhees for Halloween at around noon during lunch recess and then again at 3 when the kids start getting out.

Some years I don't do it, but most years, for the last 4, I try to.

Which basically means twice. Once in 2008 and again in 2010. Maybe this year, although I might just skip this year, for the sake of consistency (and laziness.)

LOL nice!

This Samhain I will be an undead ninja. It's not a costume, just a lifestyle choice...

I shall adopt my usual character- bloke indoors telling the kids begging at his door to piss off.

It's a role you play so well...

although if you borrow Jordan's cowboy hat, you can do JR!

LOL! If you do Dave, I will personally deliver you that hat and some BBQ sauce!

Dooooooooo it!!!!!

baaaaaaah gaaaaaahhhhhhhhdddddd!!!!

I did actually have a couple of people in New York tell me I looked like Jim Ross while I was out there for Wrestlemania 20. That's why although I met him, I deliberately avoided having my photo done with him!

Hahaha, you should've! And taken some BBQ sauce along too that would have been a quality photo moment!

Speaking of JR...

I actually can't stand MMA. But this video is funny, because Jim Ross works quite well for this.

Denied by the UFC!!!

I've just downloaded the demo for Forza Motorsport 4. My entire life now comes to a halt. I am resigning from work and selling all my other worldly possessions, so that I may dedicate the rest of my life to this game.

Come November I'll be pimping up the pointy ears, strapping a sword to my back, stocking up on fireball spells and heading out, never to be seen again...well, not for a long time, anyway!

Oh really? Where you going?

Skyrim! Although that also decribes my normal day too...