Something for the weekend, sir?

So, what have we all got planned for this weekend?

Death.

Well, Saturday I've got some bits and pieces to do. Might get a haircut if I can be bothered.

Its my Mum and Dad's wedding anniversary on Sunday, so I'm taking them out for a meal. Kinda hard for my Dad to forget his anniversary, at least for the past ten years!

I'll watch some of the Rugby world cup, I'll raise a glass in memory on 9/11, and then I'll sit back and thick that I have a further two weeks off work :0)

Have to replace my bastard video camera that broke for no goddamn reason, and loan money that I don't have from someone to replace it, that I'll have to pay back.

I'm off to a Garden Party but apart from that I'll be hitting the relaxation button! I see comics, books and dodgy films in my future!

I predict a weekend of joint smoking and pub going, standard Friday night practice, and on Saturday, probably the same again. Some guy at work lent me a load of films to watch so I was gonna try and watch them. I got: Natural Born Killers (watched about half last night), Kill Bill 1 + 2, Pulp Fiction (already watched... brilliant) & Things to do in Denver when you're Dead

Next Thursday there's a "street party" in Wells. They had one last year & it's basically just a few music things on the high street but the kicker is you're allowed to booze on the streets so everyone loved it last year's "headliners" were 2 Britain's Got Talent runners up; some shitty boyband full of 17 year olds and a guy who could breakdance pretty well. I'll probably head along to it for a laugh. TBH the best bit was the local DJ crew doing the warm up with some dnb

I loved Natural Born Killers. Wasn't struck on Pulp Fiction, as I'm not a massive Tarantino fan.

Sounds like a, er, great bill that one... Still, if the vibe is there sometimes it doesn't matter who's playing.